Maybe we weren’t created to be relentlessly productive

It’s the middle of May, so it’s clearly the perfect time to talk about New Year’s resolutions.

Obviously, they are not a thing I can do. I have ADHD. I’m unable to hold a resolution in my head for one entire morning…

A tragicomedy in 700 disparate acts.

I’ve been pondering the idea of getting off my ADHD meds. Here is the true story that explains why I probably can’t.

This morning while my coffee was brewing, I did my usual routine of getting ready for the weekday breakfast rush. I got out my vitamins and the kids’…

Nutella will always be delicious.

I will still love my mom and she will still love me.

Black lives will always matter.

I will secretly smell the tops of my kids’ heads when I hug them.

The pandemic is still happening.

I will continue to be amused when my husband loses his keys at least…

Voting is a game of strategy — and opting out doesn’t mean you’re not playing.

It’s the worst to be heading into an election and feeling like both candidates can just go suck it. What do you do then? Throw away your sacred vote on someone you don’t like? Stay home and opt out so you don’t have to hitch your wagon to either of…

Steal Kate Middleton’s Secret Trick for Lush Locks: Royal Semen

Kate’s coif is definitely crown-worthy, but good genes don’t deserve all the credit. There’s new evidence that regular infusions of ejaculate from a presumed sovereign can actually promote hair-shaft health while also increasing volume and shine.

Tech Guru Really Does…

Learning to write for ME again is pretty terrifying, but I’m figuring it out

Statue of angel sitting on a bench in a cemetery

Pretty good headline, right? Yeah, that’s what I do.

I write fantastic headlines. I increase page views. I get search engines to pay attention. …

So here’s the thing about me: I don’t care if you don’t like me.

It’s not that I don’t want you to like to me. I actually want to be liked. …

Clouds during a rainstorm

I started this blog post yesterday during a totally kickass rain storm. Here are some deep thoughts and not-so-deep thoughts for you.

Just like if we were meeting in person and I was yammering away at you over a cup of coffee, your mileage may vary. Bonus: Unlike an in-person…

I posted on Facebook this last Friday morning, when I was feeling the weight of allll the things. Thought I’d share here.

Hi everyone. What a week. We’ve been pummeled with awful news every day and the hits just keep coming.

I am frayed to my core. …

Trish Sammer

Professional writer with words in Woman’s Day, Redbook, Huffington Post, Slackjaw, and Scarymommy.

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